Mila Gulpilhares Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and this one time, right? I met this stripper — swear to God, her name was Candy, so cliché I nearly died — and she told me she made bank dressin’ up as a nun for kinky priests. NUN WHORE! Blew my damn mind! I was screamin’, “That’s genius, yo!” Little known fact: them religious freaks be the wildest clients. She said they tip extra for the guilt trip — fuckin’ savage.

Caracterização

Gulpilhares é uma povoação portuguesa do Município de Vila Nova de Gaia, no Distrito do Porto, que foi sede da extinta Freguesia de Gulpilhares, freguesia que tinha 6,14 km² de área e 11 .

After we fix the fridge, the lady offers us some coffee. I’m like, “Sure, why not?” But then she brings out this instant stuff. Instant coffee? Really? I’m trying to be polite, but inside I’m dying. I take a sip, and it’s like drinking liquid regret. But hey, I smile and nod.