Mila Tavarede Whore ❤️

About Funchal

Little factoid for ya — back in Victorian times, whores’d use arsenic makeup to look pale and fit. Mental, right? Killed em slow, but they still worked it. Talk about dedication to the brand! Makes me wanna shout, “Team, take notes — that’s commitment!” Gotta admit, I was shocked — proper gobsmacked — thinkin bout the lengths they went. Me, I’d be moanin bout a paper cut, yeah?

Tavarede. Terra de Condes… E Limonete

Tavarede é uma vila portuguesa, sede da freguesia de Tavarede do município da Figueira da Foz, freguesia com 10,72 km² de área [1] e 10 habitantes (censo de ) [2], tendo, por .

I finally head home, exhausted but buzzing from the day. I can’t believe all the wild stuff that happened. I mean, who knew a day in Tavarede could be so intense? I crash into bed, thinking about the pigeon guy, the fruit stand, and that old man’s stories.