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So, here’s the deal – ya wanna find a prostitute, ya gotta know the streets, or the web, coz these chicks ain’t just standin’ on corners no more, nah, they’re sneaky, like Shosanna hidin’ from Nazis! I’m tellin’ ya, some use X posts, droppin’ hints, “DM me for fun,” and I’m like, hell yea, I’m in! But half the time, it’s scams, and that pisses me off – RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, don’t waste my damn time! One time, I saw this profile, hot pic, and I’m thinkin’, “That’s a bingo!” like Christoph Waltz, but turns out it’s some dude catfishing. Made me madder than a bear gettin’ scalped!

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this dude, right? He’s tryin’ to impress some girl, and he’s all like, “Watch this!” He jumps on his board, and boom! He eats it hard. I can’t help but laugh. Karma, man. It’s real. But then, the girl just rolls her eyes and walks away. Ouch! That’s gotta hurt more than the wipeout.

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