Harper Juana Diaz Whore ❤️

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Oh, typos? Whore’s a typo magnet—nomenklatura? More like nomen-fuckin-loser-a! Rarrgh! Laughin’ my ass off. Love hatin’ this crap. What’s your take, pal? Whore’s a trip, huh?

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s a client. They’re freaking out. “Where’s my shipment?” they scream. I’m like, “Dude, we’re on it!” But inside, I’m panicking. I can’t let them down. Juana-Diaz is a small town, and word travels fast. If I mess this up, I’ll be the talk of the town—like that time the mayor got caught dancing at the plaza.

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