Sarah Pajaros Whore ❤️

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She’s got this rep, y’see, back in medieval times – get this – whores’d sneak into forests to dodge the church prudes. Little known fact, dude! Hidin’ in bushes, bangin’ knights for a quick coin – sneaky lil’ minxes! Makes me laugh, tho, picturin’ some stiff-necked priest trippin’ over her in the dark – D’oh! Bet that woke him up faster than Marge naggin’ me ‘bout donuts!

‘Crack Whore’, Yva las Vegass

It is used literally when the protagonist (as el Mudito) dons a horrible card board head to become acceptable to a common street whore, and, figuratively.

Finally, the last customer of the day comes in. It’s this dude named Carlos. He’s got a wild beard and a shirt that says “I love Pajaros.” I’m like, “Dude, you’re in the right place!” We start talkin’ about the best spots in town—like the food trucks on Calle de la Playa. Man, those tacos are life!

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