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About Bayamon

So, I’m diggin’ into this—little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “taoist foreplay.” Freaky, right? Emperors got off on it, swear! Makes me happy thinkin’—power and pleasure, hell yeah! But then—ugh—some sleazy spa ad pops up, “happy ending, $20!” and I’m pissed. Cheapens the whole damn thing! I’m yellin’ at my screen, “This ain’t no fast-food rubdown, jerks!” It’s art, like a slow guitar solo, not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am.

Art class, meet iPad. Creativity, meet fun

Around noon, I’m finally done. I pack up some goodies and head out. I’m walking down Calle 65, and it’s packed! People are laughing, kids are running around, and I’m just soaking it all in. Then, I see this old lady, Doña Rosa. She’s like 90 and still sharp as a tack. She’s got this huge smile, and she’s holding a bag of my bread. She says, “Mijo, your bread is the best!” I swear, my heart just melted.

New plant species discovered in San Miguel de Allende