Chloe Burnside Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Auckland

I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

Location Details

But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Dave. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to this gig at the Burnside Rugby Club!” I’m like, “What? I’m not dressed for a gig!” But he’s persistent. “C’mon, it’ll be fun!” So, I’m torn. Do I go back to my forest life or dive into the madness?

Burnside ‘covered League with integrity and passion’ en route to Hall of Fame