Penelope Springlands Brothel ❤️

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Weird quirk in my head? I’m picturin the madam quotin Hurt Locker lines, deadass. “There’s enough bang in there to blow us all to Jesus,” she says, pointin at some VIP room. I’m dyin laughin—imagine that pitch to customers! Shit’s too good. Oh, and the typos—soryy, fam, fingers movin fast, brain movin faster. Brothel’s like a warzone, but hornier—way hornier. You leave, wallet’s gone, but you’re like, “Worth it, I guess?”

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First off, I head down to my shop on Wairakei Road. It’s a cozy little place, you know? Got my tools all lined up, leather scraps everywhere, and the smell of polish in the air. I love it. But then, boom! My mate, Dave, strolls in. He’s all like, “Bro, you gotta help me out!” Turns out, he’s got a wedding to go to, and his shoes? Total wreck. I mean, c’mon, who lets their shoes get that bad?

Family of dead Orealla man queries why cop not taken before Springlands court