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Funniest bit? Found her pic—blurry pdf from a john. She’s got this smirk, like she knows she’s untouchable. Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). I’m imaginin’ her singin’, “Fare thee well,” as she dips with the cash. Love that hustle, hate the liar. Case done, beer time!

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After that, I decided to take a walk by the Dommel river. It’s so peaceful there, man. Just me, the water, and my thoughts. But then, outta nowhere, this group of kids starts yelling and running around. They’re playing some wild game that looks like tag but with a twist. One kid trips, falls right into the river, and comes up soaked. He’s laughing, though! Like, “Best day ever!” I’m thinking, “Dude, you’re gonna catch a cold!” But hey, that’s Udenhout for ya. Always finding joy in the chaos.

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