Megan Maastricht Whore ❤️❤️

About The Hague

She’d tell me stories—wild ones. This one john, paid her in gold coins once, like some pirate shit. True? Who knows, but I ate it up! Had this scar too, said it was from a bar fight—probly bullshit, but I’d nod, thinkin’, “Damn, she’s a legend.” Kinda like that tiger spirit in *Tropical Malady*—ya feel her power, even if it’s all smoke. “He moves like a shadow,” movie says—yeah, that’s her, slinkin’ through life, untouchable.

Quick help

Later, I’m back in the kitchen, and I decide to experiment. I’m mixing chocolate with some local Limburgse vlaai. I’m thinking, “This could be genius or a total flop.” I’m pouring in the chocolate, and it’s like magic! The smell is insane. I can’t wait to see their faces when they try it.

Inaugural lecture Prof. dr. Adrian J. Harwood