Audrey Maasbree Whore ❤️

About Almere

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m comin’ atcha like Judge Judy on a rampage—sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!”—talkin’ bout whores, yeah, the oldest gig in the book. Whore’s been around forever, right? Slingin’ ass since Babylon, probs. Makes me think of *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—that flick’s my jam, 2010, Apichatpong Weerasethakul, artsy as hell. Whore’s like that ghost wife in the movie, floatin’ back from the past, whisperin’, “Death is not the end, sugar.” Spooky, sexy vibes—gets me every time.

JESUS LOVES THE STOOGES Part 2.

Maasbree is located in The Netherlands (Gemeente Peel en Maas, Limburg) and time zone Europe/Amsterdam. Places nearby are Baarlo, Helden and Sevenum. Eindhoven is 47 km .

Then I hit up the café on de Molenstraat. I need a coffee, like, yesterday. I order a cappuccino, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting about the weather, and I’m like, “Yeah, it’s unpredictable, just like my love life.” She laughs, and I’m feelin’ good.

Netherlands: 9 hectares indoors compared to 90 hectares outdoors