Lauren Goes Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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Hyphenation: whore. Noun. whore (plural whores). (vulgar, derogatory) Synonym of prostitute: a person (especially a woman) who offers sexual services for.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I wake up in my tiny apartment in Goes, right? You know, that cute little town in Zeeland, with all the canals and those old buildings that look like they’re straight outta a fairy tale. I’m a Russian Sign Language translator, but today? Today was a whole different ball game.

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