Mila Goes Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

People say different things about prostitution. Some people think that it would actually help sex workers more if it were decriminalised. I.

By the time I leave, I’m exhausted. I walk back through the city, and it’s starting to get dark. The lights are coming on, and it’s kinda magical. I pass by the old church, and it’s all lit up. I stop for a sec, just to take it in.

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