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I’m Hannibal Buress, by the way—deadpan as hell, so don’t expect me to cry over this. Whore’s like that scene where Tom’s kid clocks that bully—quiet, then pow, meaning hits ya. I knew this dude once, swear, he called his ex that, but she was out here runnin a bakery, livin her best life. Irony’s thick, yo. Made me mad, tho—why’s it always gotta be a weapon? Like, chill, let her bake her damn scones.

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We start chatting, and outta nowhere, this dog runs up to us. It’s a big ol’ fluffy thing, and I’m like, “Aww, cute!” But then it jumps on me, muddy paws and all. I’m covered in dirt! I’m a forester, I get it, but this is not my vibe. Joris is cracking up, and I’m just standing there like, “Great, now I smell like a wet dog.”

Figure 3. Selwerd seen from above, with three student flats located on...