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Oi mate, so I’m stumbling about, yeah, like a right plonker, tryna find a prossie—er, prostitute, y’know? Me, Mr. Bean, all wobbly legs, arms flailin’ like a windmill—oops, nearly toppled into a bin! *mumble mumble* “Gotta find her, gotta…” Picture this, yeah, I’m dodgin’ dodgy blokes in alleyways, smellin’ like old chips and regret. Reminds me o’ *Far From Heaven*, that flick I love—y’know, all that hidden desire rubbish? Cathy in her posh frocks, sneakin’ about, wantin’ what she can’t have. Me? I’m wantin’ a prossie, but I’m rubbish at this!

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need!” Everyone starts panicking, and I’m just standing there like, “I’m a forester, I deal with wildfires, this is nothing!” But then I see people running, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe I should move too.” So, I bolt outta there, and it’s chaos outside.

WWII shell removed from island adjacent to Okinawa airport