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*pauses, voice drops* I am your father, and I’d tell ya – watch for the weirdos. Once, heard this story, some john got lured into a backroom, robbed blind by a girl dressed like a damn faun. Swear to the Emperor, it’s true! Laughed my ass off, but damn, that’s cold. Prostitutes got tricks up their sleeves, sharper than a lightsaber. Gotta respect that hustle, even if it’s shady as hell.

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Finally, I ditch them and head to the beach. The waves are calling my name. I grab my board and hit the water. It’s perfect! I’m riding the waves, feeling like a king. But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! I’m yelling, “Hey! That’s mine!” But the bird just flies off, looking smug. I swear, those birds are the real pirates here.