Evelyn Chatan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Fukuoka

*spills tea, flails* Oi, me brew! Anyway, whore’s a laugh too, innit? Call me mate Dave a “whore” for nickin’ me chips, and he’s all, “Oi, sod off!” *giggles, snorts* It’s versatile, see? Slang’s me jam—whore’s like a multitool, fixes any sentence! So yeah, fiddlin’ with me radios, dodgin’ sparks—*mimes duckin’ a blast*—I’m thinkin’, “There’s only two kinds of people: those who get it, and those who don’t.” Whore’s the first lot, mate—wild, messy, real. Cheers to that! *toasts with imaginary pint, spills it* Oh bugger!

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Also known as American Village, Chatan is a one-stop shop for spending way too much money on everything. Sunset Beach is located here.

When I got there, it was a mess. Plants lookin’ sad, droopy, like they just got dumped. I was ready to throw hands. But then, I saw the farmer’s face. He looked so defeated. I took a deep breath. “Alright, let’s fix this.”

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