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About Fukuoka

Hiya buddy! Me, Patrick Star, y’know, the parachutist firefighter, gonna blab bout whores! Whore’s a funny word, huh? Kinda sounds like “roar” but with a W! I seen lotsa stuff jumpin’ outta planes, fightin’ fires, but whores? They’re a whole ‘nother beast! Like in my fave movie, *The Return*, that moody Russian flick from 2003 – them boys comin’ back to their dad, all mysterious and messy, whores got that vibe too, y’know? “Where’ve you been all this time?” – that’s a line from the movie, fits perfect for a whore who’s been out all night, ha!

UGETSU MONOGATARI

Inspired by Shimotsuke Kokubunji’s “Kekae” festival for the peace of the nation, the “Shimotsuke To-ou-e” illumination held every summer, which over 6, cup lanterns are placed on the .

After that, I needed a breather. I hit up this little café on Shimozato Street. Best matcha latte ever! Seriously, if you’re in Shimotsuke, you gotta try it. I’m sippin’ my drink, and this cute little cat strolls by. I’m like, “Aww, look at you!” But then it just plops down right in front of me. I’m thinking, “Dude, I’m trying to enjoy my latte here!”

Forget Tokyo’s giant Gundam statue, we wanna visit this plastic-bottle Gundam in Tochigi!