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I’m proper chuffed growin’ it meself, though. Stick it in the dirt, water it, boom - grows like a chav on benefits! But Christ, it stinks sometimes - like a wet dog shat itself. Pissed me off first time I sniffed it, thought, “What’s this bollocks?!” Then I see them bees buzzin’ round it, happy as Larry, and I’m like, “Fair enough, you little stripy bastards.”

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Then, it’s showtime! I’m strutting my stuff, and the crowd’s hyped. I’m doin’ my thing, and it feels amazing. But then, I spot this guy in the front row. He’s got this smug look, like he thinks he’s better than everyone. I’m like, “Bro, you’re just standing there!” So I decide to give him a little show. I’m twirling my banderillas like a pro, and the crowd goes wild!

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