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Hiya, buddy! So, I’m like, this big ol’ Clergyman now, huh? Gotta talk bout this “whore” thing—wild stuff! I’m Patrick Star, y’know, that pink dummy from Bikini Bottom, and I’m all bouncy bout my fave movie, *Moulin Rouge!*—so sparkly, so loud! “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn”—whoops, that’s love, right? But lemme tell ya bout whores, ‘kay?

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Want to get away from the city and unwind in the rural mountains just two hours from Tokyo? Isawa Onsen, Yamanashi is a superb getaway accessible right from Shinjuku.

Kenji finally shows up, and he’s all outta breath. “Sorry, bro! Got caught in traffic!” I’m like, “Dude, we’re in a city! Traffic is a given!” But whatever, we head to the ramen place. It’s packed, but we manage to snag a table.

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