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Here’s the kicker – they got this AI pimp bot, swear it! Matches punters with birds, all digital like. Blew me mind! “What are you now, Tom?” – I’m askin meself, cos this ain’t normal stock shit. Rumour is, they’re hidin dodgy deals – cash from backroom rubdowns or summat. Dunno if it’s true, but adds spice, dunnit?

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First off, I’m an actuary, which means I deal with numbers all day. Boring, I know. But today? Today was a rollercoaster. I’m driving down Constant Spring Road, and boom! Traffic jam. Like, what’s new? But this one was special. Some dude in a bright yellow car decided to park in the middle of the road. I mean, really? Who does that? I’m sitting there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve been crunching numbers instead of staring at this clown’s car.

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