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I’m bouncin’ off the walls thinkin’ ‘bout this! Once saw this gal—prolly a whore—in a shady alley, all dolled up. Looked like she coulda been in Nolan’s Gotham, swear! Had this vibe, y’know, dangerous but cool. Made me happy—freedom’s wild, ain’t it? Like, “I’m not wearin’ hockey pads!”—she owned it, no shame! But ugh, the creeps oglin’ her? Gross! Made me wanna yell, “Introduce a little anarchy!” and flip tables!

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Title: A Harlot's Progress, Plate 2. Artist: William Hogarth (British, London – London) Date: before April Medium: Etching and engraving; first state of four. Dimensions: sheet: .

First up is Marco. Kid’s 17, thinks he’s the next F1 champ. He hops in the car, all cocky. I’m like, “Dude, chill. You gotta learn to drive before you can drift.” We hit the streets, and he’s zooming down Corso Italia like he’s in a video game. I’m gripping the “oh crap” handle, praying we don’t end up in the canal.

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