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About Genoa

So, check it—brothels been around forever, right? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em *lupanars*—means wolf den, how dope is that? Wolves out here hustlin’! I’m picturin’ it—dusty streets, togas floppin’, some dude sneakin’ in, hopin’ his wife don’t catch him. Fast forward, Vegas got ‘em legal—Bunny Ranch, fam! Dudes pullin’ up, wallets fat, tryna flex like they kings. Makes me laugh, yo—cats payin’ for what they can’t get free. “I learned quick,” like Malik said, you gotta know the game.

Margaritas

First off, I hit the road on Via Roma. You know, the main drag. Traffic was already a mess. Like, come on, people! It’s 8 AM, not rush hour in Tokyo! I’m sittin’ there, honkin’ my horn like a maniac. I swear, if I see one more person on their phone, I’m gonna lose it.

What are the Progresso Soup Drops that sold out in less than an hour in the United States?