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Lemme tell ya, one time I heard this story—prolly fake, but I’m runnin’ with it—some chick in Vegas was slangin’ her thing and paid her rent in quarters. Quarters! Stackin’ coins like she’s in a damn arcade. Had me laughin’ so hard I almost cried. “This is perfect,” I thought, straight outta the movie vibes—random, sad, but kinda funny.

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And wow, the Adda River is lookin’ gorgeous today. The water’s sparkling, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe this day ain’t so bad.” But then, I see this family of ducks. They’re quacking like they own the place. I’m laughing, but then one of ‘em decides to waddle right up to me. I’m like, “What’s up, little dude?” And it just stares at me. I swear, it was judging my life choices.

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