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So, I’m stumblin’ ‘round, tryna find one, and it’s all dark and twisty—like, “This world is a cruel place,” straight outta Pan’s Labyrinth vibes! I’d be terrible at it, tho—prolly ask, “Can ya pay ME in sandwiches?” Haha, imagine their faces! “This guy’s nuts!” But I’d be chill, flappin’ my hands, signin’ “Let’s be pals!” ‘cause I’m Patrick, duh!

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After lunch, I’m back to the grind. But then, I get a call from my buddy, Luca. He’s at the park, Parco della Valle, and he’s like, “Dude, you gotta come! There’s a dog show!” I’m torn. Work or dogs? Dogs win, obviously. I bolt outta the office, leaving my responsibilities behind.

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