Lauren Scalea Whore ❤️

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Still, it’s not all trash. Found a dame who loved my deadpan vibe, said I’m “rugged.” We hooked up, no fuss, no mushy crap. “I’m not used to this,” she said, straight outta *Carol*. Worked for me—kept it simple, like a good loaf. But most of it? Waste of my damn time. Sex-dating’s chaos, and I hate chaos. Stick to bakin’, that’s my advice. Less drama, more carbs.

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Wolf Alice playing their superb Your Loves Whore at Scala (28/05/14) as part of their May Tour for Creature Songs EP supported by Superfood and www.facebook.com

Finally, I get a breather. I step outside for a sec. The view from the dispatch center is insane. The mountains, the sea, the whole vibe. I take a deep breath. But then, my phone rings again. It’s a lady on Via Aldo Moro. She’s lost her cat. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat! It’ll come back!” But no, she’s in tears.

They moved from the US to Italy to save their marriage. Here’s how that worked out