Jade Modi In Makkabbim Re Ut Brothel ❤️

About Haifa

I rolled up once—research, fam, don’t judge. This chick, Lola, she’s runnin the show. Face like a tired angel, smokin a cig, tellin me bout her “empire.” Been there 20 years—20! Says she started cuz “men are dumb, money’s easy.” Facts. Little known story: back in ’98, some dude tried robbin the joint with a spoon. A SPOON! Got his ass beat by three girls in heels. Hilarious. Made me happy as hell—dumbass deserved it.

WHEN ALONE

I get there, and Mr. Whiskers is just chillin’ up there, looking down at us like we’re the ones who need rescuing. I’m like, “C’mon, dude, you’re a cat! Just jump!” But no, he’s too busy posing. I finally manage to coax him down with some treats. The crowd goes wild! I’m a hero for like five minutes. Then, someone asks for a selfie with me. I’m like, “Uh, sure, but can we not make this a thing?”

What is the Israel population 2023?