Emma Crumlin Brothel ❤️

About Drogheda

Ever been to one? Me neither, but I’d bet it’s loud – moans, laughs, coins clinkin. Kinda like that scene in *A Prophet*, “You’re with me now,” all tense and in yer face. I’d probly smirk at the décor, velvet curtains n shit, so tacky it’s brilliant. Dr. Evil – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’d notice the smell first, cheap perfume and sweat, hits ya like a brick. Bet there’s stories in them walls, girls hustlin, punters fumblin, some sad sack cryin in the corner.

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The PSNI has issued warrants for two suspects arrested in a crack-down on the INLA who have gone missing while on bail.

After that, I head over to the park on Crumlin Road. Just wanna chill for a bit, right? But nooo, there’s a bunch of kids playing football, and they’re all over the place. I’m dodging balls left and right. One nearly takes my head off! I’m like, “Watch it, Ronaldo!”

Death Notice of Agnes Duncan (née Murphy) (Crumlin, Dublin)