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So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

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Then, my buddy Rudi shows up late. Classic Rudi. He’s all like, “Sorry, bro! Got caught up in traffic.” I’m like, “Dude, we’re in Pandak! It’s always traffic!” We laugh it off, but I’m still annoyed.

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