Lily Modisi Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Surabaya

So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

But then, I see a guy trying to haggle over a pair of flip-flops. He’s getting all worked up, and I’m just standing there, laughing. I mean, it’s just flip-flops, dude! But hey, that’s Modisi for ya.

Magnitude 4.9 earthquake strikes near Modisi, Sulawesi Utara, Indonesia