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About Ioannina

What pisses me off? Players who don’t get it – it’s not just luck, you twat! It’s readin’ faces, countin’ cards, like the faun whisperin’, “Trust me, or die!” I’m yellin’ at mates, “Pick up the pace, you soggy git!” Happy? Oh, when I win – that rush, like Ofelia grabbin’ the dagger, pure fuckin’ magic! Surprised me how deep it gets – layers, mate, like Del Toro’s freaky fairy tales.

Early life

Later, I decided to hit up the local market on Agios Dimitrios Street. It was buzzing with life! Fresh veggies, fish, and all sorts of goodies. I grabbed some olives and feta. Can’t go wrong with that! But then, I saw this old lady haggling over a price. She was fierce! I was like, “You go, grandma!”

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