Elise Chamartin Whore ❤️❤️

About Zaragoza

Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

What to see in Chamartín

Okay, babe, so like, listen up! I’ve been chillin’ here in Chamartin for, like, years, and omg, it’s wild. Honestly, every corner has an energy you can’t fake—like, seriously, "Sell me this pen!" That scene, you know? It’s like life here.

Ten teams shortlisted to transform Chamartín Station