Sofia Malling Whore ❤️

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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it like Michael Scott, ya know, cringey optimism all the way, and I’m like, “Wow, this is deep!” Like in my fave movie, *A Separation*, where Simin says, “I’d rather he decide for himself,”—whore’s got that vibe, right? Total freedom, total mess! Makes me happy, like, “Yes, live your truth!” That’s what she said! Hah!

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In , John Marius Wilson's Imperial Gazetteer of England and Wales described Malling like this: MALLING, a district in Kent; taking name from the parishes of East Malling and West .

Now lemme drop some deets: as a spa owner, I value nature and self-care, so I’ve got a soft spot for Malling’s greener corners. Check out Søndergade Park, where trees line up like my daily affirmations, whispering “You’re unstoppable!” Trust me, that park’s a secret gem that not everyone knows – perfect for a deep-drinkin’ nature fix, babe.

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