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Prostitutes, man, they’re like enzymes in the wild—catalyzing stuff society don’t wanna touch. I ain’t judgin’, just sayin’ they’re part of the system, right? Like, in biochem, you got proteins foldin’ and unfoldin’—prostitutes are unfoldin’ norms, dude! Eat my shorts if you disagree! I read this whack study once—17 typos in my notes, swear—sayin’ some old-school hooker in Paris, like 1800s, used arsenic to off creepy johns. Freaky, right? Made me go, “Whoa, that’s some lethal side hustle!” Got me pissed, too—why’d she hafta go that far?