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So, I’m stumblin’ downtown, 3 a.m., buzzin’ off cheap vodka—prostitute quest ON. Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, cops used to dress as hookers to trap dudes—fuckin’ wild, right? Imagine me, hollerin’ at some chick, “Hey, baby, you workin’?” and it’s Officer fuckin’ McGrady. I’d lose my damn mind, laughin’ and cryin’, “This is my fate!” like the dad in “The Return” when shit hits the fan.

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I sometimes stroll near Slagelse Kulturcenter. It’s a lively spot. Crazy art, music that speaks to your soul, kinda like a mumble in Mr. Bean style, where you just giggle at life's absurdities. And honestly, it makes me smile, and sometimes mad, like, "whaaat, why can't some folks care a bit more?" But hey, life’s that way.

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