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About Kolding

So, here’s the deal—little known fact, right? Back in the ‘90s, some footballer—won’t name him, too lazy—got caught takin’ bribes to throw a match. Team called him “the whore of the pitch.” Swear to Odin, it stuck! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on mead—imagine that, a god chokin’! But it pissed me off too—c’mon, have some pride, ya git! Sellin’ out for a few quid? Pathetic.

What to see and do in Kerteminde

Whore, Masturbate, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Deep Throat, Blowjob without Condom for extra charge.

So, my friend, pack your bag – not too heavy, lol – and lose yourself in Kerteminde’s wild, joyful maze. From its crooked alleys to its radiant sunsets, it's a place where art, nature, and heartfelt madness collide. And as my fave movie reminds me, "I think we’re all a little Tenenbaum inside" – a chalk-dusted tribute to this enchanting realm.

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