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About Copenhagen

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy, Clarice… guys sneer at her, then sneak her cash in the dark. Makes me wanna carve their livers out slow. But what cracks me up—her sass! She’d haggle like a damn merchant, “50 rubles or I’m out, dedushka!” Dedushka—grandpa—ha! Bitch had balls. Surprised me too, how she’d hum old Soviet tunes while countin bills—kinda sweet, fucked up sweet.

Climate & Best time to visit Humlebæk

Denmark · Prostitute Ringsted Laura; Escort Lystrup June · Brothel Haderslev Agata · Whore Humlebaek Charlotte · Prostitute Horsholm Veronica · Whore Denmark.

Err, oh gosh – don’t get me started on the local cafe scene. Stopping at Café Humle – yeah, the one on Møllegade – makes my day. The coffee’s strong, the banter slick, and sometimes they even play that soundtrack tune from movie – I shout “I drink your milkshake!” just for fun.

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