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Oh, and their hooves—stinkier’n a skunk’s armpit! Cleanin’ ‘em’s a chore, but I’m hummin’ “Bonzo goes to Bitburg” in my head, keeps me sane. Ever seen a horse fart? Loud as a shotgun—surprised me so bad I dropped my beer! How’s that workin’ for ya, nature? Givin’ us comedy gold? Tarantino’d love that scene, reckon he’d zoom in on the stink lines.

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I gotta spill – my fave spot? Hell, it's this quaint, cozy café on Burgstraße. Not many know it, but it’s where I clear my head after long sessions. The tiny tables, mismatched chairs, and that unforgettable aroma of fresh coffee, man, it’s like a haven. I've had moments there, laughing hysterically over absurd jokes and tearful chats with women bearing their hearts wide open. Tbh, it can get mad emotional and wild, but wow, does it warm the soul.

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