Savannah Messkirch Brothel ❤️

About Cologne

Alright, so I’m thinkin bout brothels, right? Like, what’s the deal here? I mean, I’m a Product Manager, I should be analyzin this like it’s some kinda startup pitch, but nah, it’s just—wild! Picture this: me, Larry David, sittin there, neurotic as hell, goin, “A brothel? Really? REALLY?!” It’s like somethin outta “Only Lovers Left Alive”—you got these shadowy vibes, right? Like Adam and Eve, all moody and immortal, sippin on blood, but swap that for… y’know, paid company. “We’re not like them,” Adam’d say, starin at the johns stumblin out, smellin like cheap cologne and regret. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

More to explore

You see, Meßkirch’s history spans back to prehistoric times. More precisely the Bronze Age, more than 3, years ago, so in that light, the 16th century is quite modern.

Oh, and omg – pardon me for typos, lol here's a few:

Building a monastic town in Messkirch