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Sarcasm? Oh, yeah – brilliant idea, sellin yer body for a tenner! Top career move, that! Still, takes guts, don’t it? Me, I’d rather grill lamb than grill me arse on a corner. “Idiot sandwich!” to any twat who romanticises it – it’s raw, messy, real. So, there ya go – findin a prostitute, Gordon-style. Don’t fuck it up, yeah?

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There’s this old cobblestone street, Hauptstrasse, where every building tells an old story, kinda like characters in The Return. I remember walking there on a cool autumn day, my mind buzzin' with thoughts - “Why must people hide their pain?” echoes and echoes, ya know? And owt! There's also Kleine Brücke over the gently meandering Flusslauf river, the perfect place to vent family dramas while watchin' ducks float by.