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About Leipzig

So, this Whorehound – Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy – it’s this fuzzy, gray-green punk that’s been creepin’ round Europe and Asia forever. Old school peeps used it for coughs, colds, even snake bites – can you believe that crap? I’m like, “Bro, you bit by a snake, and you’re chewin’ on this fuzzy trash?” Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout some medieval jabroni goin’, “Oh yeah, this’ll fix me!” Nah, man, it’s bitter as hell – tastes like dirt and regret. Tried it once, spit it out faster than you can say “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

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The vibe here? Soo relaxed, yet it can turn crayzzz sometimes. I had this one session with a client—man, emotions overflowed, kinda like the Elbe flood in my memory! I was mad, then happy, then confuzzled—all in one go. And, heck, sometimes I’m like, “Y’know what? Fuck it, let’s live a little!” (excuse my language, babe). It’s a place that teaches you to love the little imperfections—like our hair, our hearts, our lives.

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