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But yo, real talk—some shit pisses me off. Dudes treatin’ workers like meat, ugh, nasty! Saw this X post once, guy braggin’ bout hagglin’ prices—bro, she’s not a flea market rug! Made me wanna yeet my phone into orbit. Then, flip side, I’m cacklin’—heard this story, 1800s London, brothel madam named Theresa Berkley invented a spankin’ machine. A SPANKIN’ MACHINE! Called it the Berkley Horse—rich dudes lined up, wallets out, asses red. Hilarious, yo! Imagine the Yelp reviews: “5 stars, cheeks still stingin’!”

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I once had a meltdown near the old market square – too many chatty tourists yappering on, making my relaxation meditation sound like a circus. I was like: "Are you fcking serious?" Then I took a deep breath, remembered Uncle Boonmee's wisdom, and calmed down faster than a microwave minute. Yeah, life’s a trip here, and every corner’s got a tale, a vibe, a fcking legacy.

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