Ashley Turrialba Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Golfito

I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Goddamn, Whore, you’re pissin’ me off!” She’s all loud and slutty, struttin’ like she owns the joint. Reminds me of that line, “This barbarian behavior infuriates me!”—straight outta the movie, bitches! I’m ragin’, like, HAPPY she’s a trainwreck ‘cause it’s funny, but SURPRISED she ain’t dead yet from all the STDs! Prolly got crabs older than me, heh!

72 hours in Turrialba, Costa Rica

I’m always cruisin’ Main St. Calle Central. It’s got a vibe like “The Master” – ya know, that intense energy, like when they say “I am not to be toyed with,” but in donut form! Mmm… donuts. I just hafta say, the streets here have heart... even if some spots make me go “d’oh!” when a puddle ruins my kicks.

Ash from Costa Rica's Turrialba Volcano reaches province of Limón :