Lauren Bkaufmann@postmedia.com Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Ottawa

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, prostitute, huh? Man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin’ here, strummin’ my guitar, thinkin’ ‘bout that ol’ movie, *The Turin Horse*. Ya know, “What’s done is done,” like they say in it. Kinda fits, don’t it? Life’s a grind, and prostitute’s out there, hustlin’ day after day. Makes me wonder—how’d she even start? Prolly some crazy story, like she was a dancer once, twirlin’ in Budapest, then bam! Life kicked her down. Saw this one gal on X, swear she said she tricked a king once—true or not, who knows? Wild, tho!