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Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ like thunder, sittin’ you down to talk about *brothel*. Yeah, that movie, not the shady joint down the street—tho, hell, maybe there’s a vibe there too. Picture this: Lars von Trier, that mad genius, drops *Melancholia* in 2011, my fave, and I’m thinkin’—brothel’s got that same heavy, gorgeous doom. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst mumbles in that flick, and damn, ain’t that the truth when you’re watchin’ these gals strut through a world that’s half glitter, half gutter.