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So I’m strollin, right, feelin like Richie Tenenbaum, all moody an lost. This one time, I’m hagglin with a tart – she’s askin too much! I’m like, “We shall never surrender… to yer bloody prices!” She laughs, says, “You’re a nutter, love.” Fair play, she was fit, so I caved. Total mug, me. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but it felt like a bleedin epic!

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I’m not gonna lie – I’m a bit erratic. I might use words like “amazzing” and “incredible” a dozen times. Sometimes I even mess up – like typin’: amazin, beautifull, happi, funn, crazy, wondeful, awsome, nerve-wracking, stimu-latin, fantasic, and just plain loveable. There – 11 typos! Eh, who cares? It's raw and real, just like our city.

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