Eliza Jemeppe Sur Sambre Whore ❤️

About Ghent

So, whores, right? Not just some streetwalker cliché. Nah, they’re hustlers, survivors, got more grit than half the hobbits I’ve met. Worked the woods as a forester once—true story—saw this gal, Mary, near the pines. She’d charm loggers outta their last dime, laughin’ like she owned the forest. Made me happy, seein’ her swagger, but pissed me off too—those judgmental pricks callin’ her trash. She wasn’t trash, she was fuckin’ gold! Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores sometimes ran secret guilds—spies, traders, badass bitches. Bet ya didn’t know that, eh?

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Prostitute · Cum on Face · Cum in Mouth · Golden Shower (give) · Rimming (receive) · Blowjob · Masturbate · Kamasutra · Sex Between Breasts.

Now, lemme spill some dirt – not literal dirt, like, on my ex… haha, no, just fun anecdotes. I once got mad as heck in a local cafe on Rue du Papillon ‘cause the WiFi signal was slower than a dial-up connection. I mean, come on… we’re living in the future here, right? Epic fail for tech in this charming town. But then, a barista dropped a quick “This too shall pass,” and suddenly I was like, “Cool, cool, prog rock vibes, right?”

Belgium collected over 3,900 tonnes of used batteries in 2023