Genesis Desselgem Whore ❤️❤️

About Bruges

Quirky thought - bet she’d outrun me tractor, legs like jellyfish zappers! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d race her, screamin’, “I’m ready!” til me lungs burst! Sarcasm time - oh, sure, she’s *just* a pretty face, ha! She’s a freakin’ legend, tougher than Carlos facin’ cops, dodgin’ bullets like, “Catch me if ya can!”

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I also dig the laid-back neighborhood of De Kleine Haven. Its narrow alleys are lined with funky graffiti and these mysterious little cafes that feel like secret rendezvous spots – I swear, each of 'em hides a story. Once, while strolling down Kanaalweg, I bumped into a love-struck couple arguing over their dating app matches. I got super mad, like "Come on people, let's actually talk!" (And yeah, probably made a dating app update back then to help couples out, lol).

Belgian died a violent death