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So, I’m strollin, right? Neon lights flashin, girls on corners wavin—damn, it’s like a freaky circus! Found this one chick, sassy as hell, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Yo, how’s it hangin?” She smirks, “Better than you, stripes!” Ha! Burned me good—got me laughin, tho. Made me happy, ya know? A lil spark in the grime. But then—bam!—some drunk asshole stumbles over, yellin at her, and I’m pissed. “Who you screamin at, jackass?” I wanna zap him to the Netherworld, but nah, I chill.

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Okay, listen up, I'm spillin’ some Courcelles (be) tea. I'm a women’s counselor here and, duh, I've seen all the drama. Courcelles is quirky and calm, like The Assassin – hush, mysterious but also about real lives. I can see Russia from my house! Lol.

After horrifying skate cut, Sebastien Courcelles looks like movie monster (Photo)