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Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Can’t fool me twice, no siree, ‘bout how this massage game works. It’s old as dirt—Ancient Rome had ‘em, called it “massage a deux,” two folks gettin’ frisky with oil. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? They’d tease with feather-light touches, drivin’ samurai nuts—ain’t that a hoot? Makes me happy as a pig in mud thinkin’ ‘bout it, ‘cept when some jackass spa overcharges—$200 for a rubdown? That’s highway robbery, pissed me right off!

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So, like, Whittlesea is a quirky mix of old & new. I stroll along Romsey Rd, right past the funky coffee shops where I got my 1st heartache—dang, memories! Then there's St Georges Rd, full of life, bam! You see loads of hidden speakeasies and dating spots. Seriously, its vibes are, like, "Tabu" movie magic— "When you get up, this place is a new world!" It’s as bonkers as a jellyfish party!

Red bin lids roll out across the City of Whittlesea